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Welcome to the Happy Healthy THIN
Membership PROGRAM!

NEVER GO BACK and Say goodbye to the old you and embrace a LIFETIME of health, happiness, and a transformed metabolism.

Our exclusive membership offers an unparalleled opportunity to maintain your incredible progress and never go back to where you started.

Let's make your journey towards a happier, healthier, and thinner you an everlasting success.

NEVER GO BACK and Say goodbye to the old you and embrace a LIFETIME of health, happiness, and a transformed metabolism.

Our exclusive membership offers an unparalleled opportunity to maintain your incredible progress and never go back to where you started.

Let's make your journey towards a happier, healthier, and thinner you an everlasting success.

A Metabolism That Lasts: One of the keys to sustained success lies in nurturing a healthier metabolism.

Our Membership Program goes beyond temporary fixes by empowering you with the knowledge and tools to maintain a robust and efficient metabolism.

Our team of expert coaches will guide you on optimizing your nutrition, and self-care practices to keep your metabolism firing on all cylinders, fostering long-term health benefits.

A Metabolism That Lasts: One of the keys to sustained success lies in nurturing a healthier metabolism.

Our Membership Program goes beyond temporary fixes by empowering you with the knowledge and tools to maintain a robust and efficient metabolism.

Our team of expert coaches will guide you on optimizing your nutrition, and self-care practices to keep your metabolism firing on all cylinders, fostering long-term health benefits.

Unparalleled Support and Resources: As a member of our Membership Program, you'll experience unwavering support every step of the way.

Our dedicated community will be there to cheer you on, inspire you, and celebrate your ongoing victories. In addition, you'll continue to receive exclusive access to our membership dashboard, brimming with a wealth of resources that cater to your evolving needs.

Our content is tailored to help you maintain your happy, healthy, and thin lifestyle. You will also have VIP access to Rob & Randy for Q&A on their weekly office hours.

Unparalleled Support and Resources: As a member of our Membership Program, you'll experience unwavering support every step of the way.

Our dedicated community will be there to cheer you on, inspire you, and celebrate your ongoing victories. In addition, you'll continue to receive exclusive access to our membership dashboard, brimming with a wealth of resources that cater to your evolving needs.

Our content is tailored to help you maintain your happy, healthy, and thin lifestyle. You will also have VIP access to Rob & Randy for Q&A on their weekly office hours.

Unlock Exclusive Savings: Your commitment to your well-being deserves recognition. As a member, you'll enjoy exclusive discounts on all our programs, retreats, and products. We want to ensure that maintaining your newfound vitality is not only fulfilling but also affordable.

With our Membership Program, you'll receive the best value for your continued investment in your health.

Unlock Exclusive Savings: Your commitment to your well-being deserves recognition. As a member, you'll enjoy exclusive discounts on all our programs, retreats, and products. We want to ensure that maintaining your newfound vitality is not only fulfilling but also affordable.

With our Membership Program, you'll receive the best value for your continued investment in your health.

Join the Happy Healthy Thin Membership Program today

With our unwavering support, expert guidance, and dedication to your success, you'll never look back. Maintain your transformation, nurture a healthier metabolism, and continue living your best life. Your journey towards lasting health and happiness starts now!

What You're Gonna Get:

  • Password Secure Online Members ONLY Access ($333 value per month)

  • Exclusive Access to H2 Virtual Facebook Group ($333 value per month)

  • Virtual Program Email Support with our Coaches ($333 value per month)

  • Members ONLY- Discounts on program purchases (Priceless)

  • Weekly Live Office Hours Session + Q&A with the H2THIN team ($333 value per month)

  • Weekly Live Office Hours Session + Q&A with Rob & Randy. ($600 value per month)

  • Eligible for Ambassador Program Application (Priceless)

Total Value: $1,932 / Month

Monthly Plan

Total Value:

$1,932

Now Only $87

(Monthly $1044 )

DISCLAIMER: Price is Subject to change without further notice

Annual Plan

Total Value: $23,184

Now Only

$73.083

(Annually $877 )

DISCLAIMER: Price is Subject to change without further notice

SAvings worth $712.80!!!

Good News Doesn't Stop Here!

Annual Plan

Less $100 Special Price Offer Till December 19, 2023

Total Value: $23,184

$56.42 / month

(Annually $677 )

SAvings worth $712.80!!!

With the Happy Healthy THIN Membership Program, you can continue metabolic healing and achieve your ultimate health goals.

Our program is designed to help you keep up your momentum, with the following:

  • 90 days of ongoing support from our team

  • Password Secure Online Members ONLY Access

  • Exclusive Access to H2 Virtual Facebook Group

  • Members ONLY- Discounts on all future program purchase

  • Weekly office hours

Testing & Assessing

At H2T we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2T guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.

HORMONE BALANCING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

INTERNAL CLEANSING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)

Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.

The results

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What if I already purchased an additional round(s) of the program? Will I get the additional 90 days of support added to my account? 

Absolutely! When you purchase the Happy Healthy Thin program, you have membership access for 3 months or 90 days from the date of purchase. This applies for next round purchases made in 2023.

Starting January 1, 2024 - additional rounds will not include membership program access.

By purchasing the Membership Program, you will have continued access until you continue your subscription. 

The Membership Program is specifically designed to support individuals who enrolled in Happy Healthy Thin program and beyond. It serves as a natural extension of your journey, providing ongoing support, resources, and benefits to help you maintain and build upon your progress.

The Membership Program offers exclusive access to a supportive community, continued coaching support, discounts, and access to the membership dashboard, ensuring your ongoing success and well-being.

What if I purchased an additional round of the program next year (2024) , will I still receive 90 days of support?

No. This support will only be for people who purchase the membership program.

What will I receive when I enroll in the Membership Program?

When you enroll in the Membership Program, you'll receive a wealth of resources and benefits. These include continued access to the following:

1. Password-Protected Online Members Only Access: Enjoy seamless and secure access to our premium membership site.

2. Exclusive Access to H2 Virtual Facebook Group: Engage with like-minded individuals and be a part of our thriving community on our dedicated Facebook group.

3. Virtual Program Support with Our Coaches: Avail yourself of personalized guidance and support from our team of experienced coaches to help you make the most of your membership.

4. Members-Only Discounts on Program Purchases: Benefit from special discounts on various program purchases, ensuring you get the best value for your investment.

5. Weekly Live Office Hours Session with the H2THIN Team: Participate in interactive live sessions with our experts, where you can seek insights and have your queries addressed directly.

6.  Additional Rounds for $997 (non-member cost starting Jan. 1st is $1697) This is > 40% off!

It's a comprehensive package designed to empower you with the tools and support you need to maintain your happiness, health, and metabolism goals.

Do I pay a one-time fee or a monthly subscription for the Membership Program?

The Membership Program operates on a monthly and annual subscription basis. This allows you to access all the ongoing benefits, support, and resources provided by the member program. Details about the pricing and subscription options can be found on this site or by contacting our customer support team.

What if I want to wait and purchase the membership program in 2024? 

Support will be $87/month or $877 Annually.

Will I still receive product and program discounts if I do not have a membership? 

No. Members will always get first access and BEST savings on products and programs. This includes retreats and other programs that Happy Healthy will be launching

What is the cancellation policy for the Membership Program?

We want you to have flexibility and control over your membership. If you wish to cancel your Membership Program membership, simply reach out to [email protected]. They will assist you with the cancellation process and address any questions or concerns you may have.

To ensure smooth management of your subscription or membership, please note the following terms regarding cancellations:

Cancellation Notice: In order to avoid future charges, clients must notify us of their intent to cancel their subscription or membership at least 30 days prior to their next billing date.

Billing Cycle: Cancellations made within 30 days of the next billing cycle will not be processed in time to prevent the upcoming charge.

Confirmation: Once your cancellation request is received, we will send you a confirmation email detailing the next steps and the effective date of cancellation.Please be aware that failure to provide timely notice may result in an automatic renewal charge.

We encourage all clients to monitor their subscription or membership renewal dates to avoid unwanted charges.

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