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Is Your Metabolism Working Against You and You Don’t Even Know It?
If you’re doing “everything right”… but still not seeing results, it might not be your willpower.
Can't seem to lose weight (or keep it off)
Feel bloated, sluggish, or foggy all the time
Crave sugar like it’s your full-time job
Or wonder why your energy crashes by 2PM…
Then your body is holding onto weight for a reason.
And you don’t need another diet…
You need a proven, natural way to reset your metabolism from the inside out.
Reclaim Your Rock-Star Metabolism in the Next 5 Weeks
Without Exercise, Dieting, or Gimmicks
If you can press “play,” eat real food, and follow our proven system, you can drop 25-35 lbs (or more) and KEEP it off!
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Dr. Rob & Dr. Randy
Metabolism Experts and Co-Founders, Happy Healthy
Creators of the H2 T.H.I.N.™ Virtual Metabolism Program
"We created a protocol that’s changed thousands of lives and distilled it into a 5-week program. Proven with thousands of clients, and compressed it into a five week online intensive complete with virtual coaching you can follow from anywhere.”
INTRODUCING
The H2 T.H.I.N. Method
The T.H.I.N. Virtual Metabolism Program
A step-by-step system created for people who want to heal their metabolism naturally without starvation, restriction, or guesswork.
This is not another "eat less, move more" program.
This is about finding out what’s really blocking your results and how to fix it for good.
Trusted by Thousands of Happy Healthy Clients
Here's what you get:
Our Proprietary Metabolic T.H.I.N. Method System ($1,050 Value)
Hormone Metabolism Disruptor Type Assessment ($600 Value)
Personalized REAL Food Sequencing Plan ($450 Value)
Happy Healthy T.H.I.N. Program Success Manual ($100 Value)
+ 90 DAYS FREE ACCESS TO MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM WHICH INCLUDES:
Secure Online Membership Training Portal ($1,000 Value)
Exclusive H2 Virtual Community
($500 Value)Weekly Virtual Check-Ins With Program Support ($400 Value)
8 Week Daily Motivational Affirmations ($100 Value)
Online Program Support ($280 Value)
Exclusive Member's Only Discount - 20% Off Product and Program Purchases (Priceless Value)
Weekly Office Hours with Metabolic Experts Rob and Randy and The H2 Coaches (Priceless Value)
Total Value: $4,871.80
Total Price: $2,697
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TESTIMONIALS
What others are saying
"It will transform your life."
I’ve lost 50 lbs. I’m off pain meds. I can walk again and carry groceries. This program gave me my life back.
- Sylvia
"This is the weight I was at 20 years ago"
My husband and I lost 50 lbs together. Now our friends are asking what we did!
- Danielle & Bob
"Highly recommend this program"
I was skeptical. But I’ve lost 42.2 lbs, my cravings are gone, and my wife says I look 20 years younger.
- Japril
You don’t need to “try harder.”
You just need a plan that works with your body.
DISCOVER OUR PROVEN h2 T.H.I.N. PROCESS
Testing & Assessing
At H2 we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2 guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.
Hormone Balancing
A hormone is a chemical messenger in the body. Hormones influence a number of physiological factors in the human body and impact function. Your energy levels, mood, libido, inflammatory markers, immune system, and basal metabolic rate all depend on hormonal balance. There are four main metabolism disruptor types indicated by hormone imbalance. Each disruptor type has a unique and specific need. Balance is the key and our THIN Method will help support the natural balance of your individual metabolism disruptor type.
INTERNAL CLEANSING
We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.
NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)
Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.
Real People Real Results
'Saying I ‘highly recommend’ this program is an absolute understatement.”
I went from 227 lbs all the way down to 175 lbs.
When I heard about H2 T.H.I.N.™ I was skeptical; nothing else had worked. But I decided to give it an honest shot and stick to the program.
Result? I went from 227 lbs all the way down to 175 lbs. Acid reflux is gone, and I feel like a completely different person. It’s the only program I’ve ever done where, if I had to run it again, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt it would work.
- Jeremy Bennett
"This program isn’t about a 3-week quick fix , it’s a lifestyle change for life, your health, and your longevity."
'Saying I ‘highly recommend’ this program is an absolute understatement.”
I went from 227 lbs all the way down to 175 lbs.
When I heard about H2 T.H.I.N.™ I was skeptical; nothing else had worked. But I decided to give it an honest shot and stick to the program.
Result? I went from 227 lbs all the way down to 175 lbs. Acid reflux is gone, and I feel like a completely different person. It’s the only program I’ve ever done where, if I had to run it again, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt it would work.
- Jeremy Bennett
Renee
The weight came off quickly, my energy came back, and the pain in my knees and back started to fade.
"If you think this is just another fad diet, it’s not." A few months ago, I stepped on the scale and saw 380 pounds. My weight was out of control, my knees and back hurt, and I felt stuck.
This wasn’t just doable. it was easy. Once we found the right foods and followed the program, I wasn’t even hungry. The weight came off quickly, my energy came back, and the pain in my knees and back started to fade.
My wife did it too, and we both feel better than we have in years
I used to drink up to 30 Pepsis a day and love all the junk food. But this program isn’t about a 3-week quick fix — it’s a lifestyle change for life, your health, and your longevity.
- Brian Eliason
"It’s an investment, and I’ve always been mindful about money. But I realized that my health is the most important thing, without it I have nothing. "
Lost 30 pounds total and I’m feeling so good.
I had been looking for something to get myself back health-wise. I'm very conscious, organic, natural, all the things. But I knew my metabolism was shot, and as I’m getting closer to 60, I wanted to make sure I had a good life in front of me.
I did my first round and lost about 20 pounds. round two and lost another 15 pounds.
30 pounds total and I’m feeling so good.
I’m even planning on doing a third round to work on inflammation and set it all in stone.
Yes, it’s an investment, and I’ve always been mindful about money. But I realized that my health is the most important thing, without it I have nothing.
If you’re unsure, trust them. They know what they’re talking about. This program isn’t just about weight loss, it’s about metabolism, and that’s what makes all the difference.
- Lia Griffith
"This program is amazing and it’s not hard. It’s simple, rewarding, and so much more than just weight loss"
I am free of knee pain, joint pain, and I just really am so happy that happened
I came to the Happy Healthy program to reduce my inflammation. I was feeling so much pain in my joints and knees after an experience in my health. I learned so many things about things that I thought I already knew about.
Yes, I lost weight and reduced inflammation, but I also gained positivity, lifestyle habits, and a new level of gratitude. It’s about your whole body, mind, and spirit.
The support is incredible, coaching, community, and people who truly care about helping you live a better life, whether it’s losing weight, reducing inflammation, or simply learning to live better.
Just do it. Jump in. You won’t be disappointed.
-BARB CHASE
Case Studies using the h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program.
Testing & Assessing
At H2 we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2 guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.
Hormone Balancing
A hormone is a chemical messenger in the body. Hormones influence a number of physiological factors in the human body and impact function. Your energy levels, mood, libido, inflammatory markers, immune system, and basal metabolic rate all depend on hormonal balance. There are four main metabolism disruptor types indicated by hormone imbalance. Each disruptor type has a unique and specific need. Balance is the key and our THIN Method will help support the natural balance of your individual metabolism disruptor type.
INTERNAL CLEANSING
We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.
NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)
Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.
WHY HAPPY HEALTHY T.H.I.N.?
We are focused on finding the causes associated with metabolic insufficiency.
Our proprietary h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program (Testing/Assessing; Hormonal Balancing; Internal Cleansing; Nutritional Intelligence) assesses biological markers associated with metabolism and offers natural solutions to improve your metabolic performance.
We offer a Total Satisfaction H2T Guarantee.
START YOUR CUSTOM INDIVIDUALIZED PROGRAM TODAY!
Hormones are powerful chemical messengers produced by the endocrine system that have a huge impact on body function and the human metabolism. How you metabolize fat and where you store fat can be identified in four major metabolism disruptor types.
Our THIN Method helps us support your body’s unique natural metabolic needs and target your stubborn body fat. No Hormones are ever administered in our system and our approach is 100% natural.
Which body type are you? We will give you our Metabolism Disruptor type Assessment and find out.
Testing & Assessing
At H2T we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2T guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.
HORMONE BALANCING
We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.
INTERNAL CLEANSING
We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.
NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)
Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.
START YOUR CUSTOM INDIVIDUALIZED APPROACH TODAY!
Hormones are powerful chemical messengers produced by the endocrine system that have a huge impact on body function and the human metabolism. How you metabolize fat and where you store fat can be identified in four major metabolism disruptor types.
Our THIN Method helps us support your body’s unique natural metabolic needs and target your stubborn body fat. No Hormones are ever administered in our system and our approach is 100% natural.
Which body type are you? We will give you our Metabolism Disruptor type Assessment and find out.
Introducing the h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program
Your Customized Box Will Contain:
4oz Jar of Happy Healthy SCT Oil
2oz Bottle of Personalized Balance Formulation
4oz Bottle of Personalized Metabolic Formulation
12oz. Jar of H2 Trace Mineral Salt
The h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program includes:
Our Proprietary Metabolic T.H.I.N. Method System
Hormone Metabolism Disruptor type Assessment
Personalized REAL Food Sequencing Plan
Digital Happy Healthy T.H.I.N. Program Success Manual
Password Secure Online Members ONLY Access
Exclusive Access to H2 Virtual Facebook Group
Weekly Virtual Check-ins w/ Program Support
8 Week Daily Motivational Affirmations
Unlimited Online Chat w/ Program Support
Members ONLY- Discounts on all future program purchases
TOTAL VALUE $4,480!
Your Customized Box Will Contain:
4oz Jar of Happy Healthy SCT Oil
2oz Bottle of Personalized Balance Formulation
12oz. Jar of H2 Trace Mineral Salt
4oz Bottle of Personalized Metabolic Formulation
TOTAL VALUE $4480!
NOW ONLY - $2,697*
For Everything!
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OUR WHY
At Happy Healthy T.H.I.N., we believe your health is your greatest asset and most valuable possession.
Many people sadly live their life far below the health and abundance threshold, because of poor self-image as a result of their weight, chronic illness, and other preventable health conditions. We exist to create real change that will directly translate into happier and healthier people.
STILL NOT SURE?
Frequently Asked Questions
Question 1: Is this just for women?
Nope! Many husbands join in and see amazing results. This works for both men and women.
Question 2: Do I have to exercise?
No. In fact, we recommend you don’t over-exercise during the reset phase.
Question 3: What if I’ve tried everything?
So have most of our clients. This program is different because it’s personalized based on your disruptor type—we don’t do one-size-fits-all.
Question 4: Nothing has ever worked for me before... Is there a guarantee with the H2 THIN program?
Absolutely, yes. We are so confident that you will thrive on our system that we guarantee a minimum of 15 pounds lost in only 5 weeks. However, we like to OVER DELIVER. Our average weight loss for females is 22 pounds, and for males we typically see 30 pounds gone!
Question 5: Will this program work for me if I have...?
YES! Whatever ailment you have, it will not limit your success on our H2 THIN program. Whether you have had a hysterectomy, are post-menopausal, don't have a gallbladder, have high blood pressure, or anything else. You will THRIVE on our program. All you have to do is take the leap, sign up, and see for yourself the magic of this method!
Question 6: Is there a recurring charge or do I have to keep purchasing something?
Nope! The H2 THIN Method covers it all. Once you're in, there's nothing else you have to pay for the duration of the program.
Question 7: Will I have support during the 90 day program?
Joining the Metabolism Program comes with a bonus: 90 days of free access to our Membership Program! You’ll get virtual support from our coaches, access to office hours, and a private community that’s always in your corner.
* These statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Testimonials found at SCTOIL.com and/or from The Happy Healthy Guys or Happy Healthy are unverified results that have been forwarded to us by users of the SCT OIL with The Happy Healthy Guys, and may not reflect the typical purchaser’s experience, may not apply to the average person and are not intended to represent or guarantee that anyone will achieve the same or similar results.
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