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Let me guess...

You’re eating “clean,” watching your carbs, maybe even walking daily…

But the weight still won’t move.

You’re bloated, tired, craving everything.
And worst of all? You feel stuck in a body that doesn’t feel like yours anymore.

That’s not your fault.


Your metabolism isn’t broken.
It’s just been disrupted.

And once you know why (and how to fix it)...


everything changes.

INTRODUCING

The H2 T.H.I.N. Method

Metabolism Program

Trusted by Thousands of Happy Healthy Clients

Here's what you get:

  • Our Proprietary Metabolic T.H.I.N. Method System ($1,050 Value)

  • Hormone Metabolism Disruptor Type Assessment ($600 Value)

  • Personalized REAL Food Sequencing Plan ($450 Value)

  • Happy Healthy T.H.I.N. Program Success Manual ($100 Value)

+ 90 DAYS FREE ACCESS TO MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM WHICH INCLUDES:

  • Secure Online Membership Training Portal ($1,000 Value)

  • Exclusive H2 Virtual Community
    ($500 Value)

  • Weekly Virtual Check-Ins With Program Support ($400 Value)

  • 8 Week Daily Motivational Affirmations ($100 Value)

  • Online Program Support ($280 Value)

  • Exclusive Member's Only Discount - 20% Off Product and Program Purchases (Priceless Value)

  • Weekly Office Hours with Metabolic Experts Rob and Randy and The H2 Coaches (Priceless Value)

Total Value: $4,871.80

Total Price: $2,697

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Includes:

Crave Control – helps reduce emotional and blood sugar-driven cravings

Thermostat Burn+ – supports thermogenesis & fat burn without overstimulating your system

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TESTIMONIALS

What others are saying

"It will transform your life."

I’ve lost 50 lbs. I’m off pain meds. I can walk again and carry groceries. This program gave me my life back.

- Sylvia

"This is the weight I was at 20 years ago"

My husband and I lost 50 lbs together. Now our friends are asking what we did!

- Danielle & Bob

"Highly recommend this program"

I was skeptical. But I’ve lost 42.2 lbs, my cravings are gone, and my wife says I look 20 years younger.

- Japril

You don’t need to “try harder.”
You just need a plan that works with your body.

The H2 T.H.I.N. Virtual Metabolism Program is a step-by-step online protocol created by doctors and coaches who specialize in hormonal weight loss and metabolic healing.

Testing & Assessing

At H2 we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2 guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.

Hormone Balancing

A hormone is a chemical messenger in the body. Hormones influence a number of physiological factors in the human body and impact function. Your energy levels, mood, libido, inflammatory markers, immune system, and basal metabolic rate all depend on hormonal balance. There are four main metabolism disruptor types indicated by hormone imbalance. Each disruptor type has a unique and specific need. Balance is the key and our THIN Method will help support the natural balance of your individual metabolism disruptor type.

INTERNAL CLEANSING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)

Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.

Testing & Assessing

At H2 we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2 guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.

Hormone Balancing

A hormone is a chemical messenger in the body. Hormones influence a number of physiological factors in the human body and impact function. Your energy levels, mood, libido, inflammatory markers, immune system, and basal metabolic rate all depend on hormonal balance. There are four main metabolism disruptor types indicated by hormone imbalance. Each disruptor type has a unique and specific need. Balance is the key and our THIN Method will help support the natural balance of your individual metabolism disruptor type.

INTERNAL CLEANSING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)

Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.

MORE RESULTS FROM REAL PEOPLE

Testing & Assessing

At H2T we use specific, non-invasive assessments in order to individualize our approach and your recommendation. No two people have the exact same metabolic requirements. Because of this, proper metabolism assessment is vital to producing predictable results and creating consistent clinical outcomes. Our metabolic disruptor assessment gives us critical data about your specific metabolism. This equips us with a custom framework to work from. Once we identify your metabolic disruptor type then our personalized THIN METHOD is administered. It makes losing weight super simple and easy. No more guesswork. This is why we can offer a money back H2T guarantee and stand behind our results without exception. Customization is the real difference maker and the future of metabolic healing and losing weight.

HORMONE BALANCING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

INTERNAL CLEANSING

We live in a very toxic world and a toxic burden can wreak havoc on your endocrine system and metabolism. There are literally thousands of chemicals we are potentially exposed to on a daily basis. These toxic chemicals can build over time and accumulate in our body tissue. A congested endocrine system and a sluggish metabolism, due to toxic overload, can make losing weight an uphill battle. Our customized formulations support the body’s natural ability to remove toxins and help support the inherent detoxification pathways and systems your body depends on to create homeostasis.

NUTRITIONAL INTELLIGENCE (NuQ)

Customized food choices and food timing can have a huge impact on health. Our NuQ technique uses your metabolism disruptor type to find out what REAL foods are best for you and the healing of your metabolism. What is REAL food? REAL food is food that does not have artificial colorings, flavorings, and preservatives. We like to say that we will help you to S.E.R.F. for your food. Simply. Eat. Real. Food.

START YOUR CUSTOM INDIVIDUALIZED APPROACH TODAY!

  • Hormones are powerful chemical messengers produced by the endocrine system that have a huge impact on body function and the human metabolism. How you metabolize fat and where you store fat can be identified in four major metabolism disruptor types.

  • Our THIN Method helps us support your body’s unique natural metabolic needs and target your stubborn body fat. No Hormones are ever administered in our system and our approach is 100% natural.

     

  • Which body type are you? We will give you our Metabolism Disruptor type Assessment and find out.

STILL NOT SURE?

Frequently Asked Questions

Question 1: Is this just for women?

Nope! Many husbands join in and see amazing results. This works for both men and women.

Question 2: Do I have to exercise?

No. In fact, we recommend you don’t over-exercise during the reset phase.

Question 3: What if I’ve tried everything?

So have most of our clients. This program is different because it’s personalized based on your disruptor type—we don’t do one-size-fits-all.

Question 4: Nothing has ever worked for me before... Is there a guarantee with the H2 THIN program?

Absolutely, yes. We are so confident that you will thrive on our system that we guarantee a minimum of 15 pounds lost in only 5 weeks. However, we like to OVER DELIVER. Our average weight loss for females is 22 pounds, and for males we typically see 30 pounds gone!

Question 5: Will this program work for me if I have...?

YES! Whatever ailment you have, it will not limit your success on our H2 THIN program. Whether you have had a hysterectomy, are post-menopausal, don't have a gallbladder, have high blood pressure, or anything else. You will THRIVE on our program. All you have to do is take the leap, sign up, and see for yourself the magic of this method!

Question 6: Is there a recurring charge or do I have to keep purchasing something?

Nope! The H2 THIN Method covers it all. Once you're in, there's nothing else you have to pay for the duration of the program.

Question 7: Will I have support during the 90 day program?

Joining the Metabolism Program comes with a bonus: 90 days of free access to our Membership Program! You’ll get virtual support from our coaches, access to office hours, and a private community that’s always in your corner.

Case Studies using the h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program.

WHY HAPPY HEALTHY T.H.I.N.?

We are focused on finding the causes associated with metabolic insufficiency.

Our proprietary h2 T.H.I.N Virtual Program (Testing/Assessing; Hormonal Balancing; Internal Cleansing; Nutritional Intelligence) assesses biological markers associated with metabolism and offers natural solutions to improve your metabolic performance.

We offer a Total Satisfaction H2T Guarantee.

* These statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Testimonials found at SCTOIL.com and/or from The Happy Healthy Guys or Happy Healthy are unverified results that have been forwarded to us by users of the SCT OIL with The Happy Healthy Guys, and may not reflect the typical purchaser’s experience, may not apply to the average person and are not intended to represent or guarantee that anyone will achieve the same or similar results.

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* These statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Testimonials found at SCTOIL.com and/or from The Happy Healthy Guys or Happy Healthy are unverified results that have been forwarded to us by users of the SCT OIL with The Happy Healthy Guys, and may not reflect the typical purchaser’s experience, may not apply to the average person and are not intended to represent or guarantee that anyone will achieve the same or similar results.